Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"It is a distressing and oppressive duty, Gentlemen of the Congress, which I have performed in thus addressing you."

"We shall fight for the things which we have always carried nearest our hearts."

"Such assent shall be based solely upon the finding, after due consideration, by such Department or office that the person can render better service for the Government in the place for which the examin..."

"We have no selfish ends to serve. We desire no conquest, no dominion."