Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"If I can not retain my moral influence over a man except by occasionally knocking him down, if that is the only basis upon which he will respect me, then for the sake of his soul I have got occasional..."

"I have a profound intellectual contempt for men who can not see the signs of the times."

"The shortest road to a boy's moral sense is through his cuticle."

"I, Woodrow Wilson, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the power and authority vested in me by the Act of Congress approved March 22, 1906 (34 Stat. L., 80) do hereby prescribe, pr..."