Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"It is my privilege and honor to propose the health of His Majesty the King and of Her Majesty the Queen, and long prosperity to Italy"

"If Germany had waited a single generation, she would have had a commercial empire of the world."

"You have done me a very great honor."

"If the future had nothing for us but a new attempt to keep the world at a right poise by a balance of power, the United States would take no interest."