Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"I have a profound intellectual contempt for men who can not see the signs of the times."

"The shortest road to a boy's moral sense is through his cuticle."

"I, Woodrow Wilson, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the power and authority vested in me by the Act of Congress approved March 22, 1906 (34 Stat. L., 80) do hereby prescribe, pr..."

"It is hereby ordered that the following-described tract, containing 40 acres, in California, be, and the same is hereby, permanently withdrawn from all forms of settlement, location, entry, sale, or o..."