Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"The interests of all nations are our own also."

"If I can not retain my moral influence over a man except by occasionally knocking him down, if that is the only basis upon which he will respect me, then for the sake of his soul I have got occasional..."

"The shortest road to a boy's moral sense is through his cuticle."

"I felt constantly a personal detachment from the Presidency; that one thing that I resented when I was not performing the duties of the office was being reminded that I was the President of the United..."