Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"Sometimes, when I am most beset, I seriously think of renting a pair of whiskers or of doing something else that will furnish me with an adequate disguise."

"I felt constantly a personal detachment from the Presidency; that one thing that I resented when I was not performing the duties of the office was being reminded that I was the President of the United..."

"The shortest road to a boy's moral sense is through his cuticle."

"I have a profound intellectual contempt for men who can not see the signs of the times."