Woodrow Wilson actually said...

"I think the sentence in American history that I myself am proudest of is that in the introductory sentences of the Declaration of Independence."

"This order is issued on the recommendation of the Secretary of Agriculture with the concurrence of the Civil Service Commission."

"If I could have been as generous and interesting and genuine as Mr. Colby, I should have felt that I could let myself go without any preparation."

"Force will not accomplish anything that is permanent."