Dwight Eisenhower actually said...

"I hope you will allow me to say that not only am I very proud of this distinction, but I shall expect to profit from it."

"A chief bulwark of our heritage against any such decay of the law has been and is and will be the American school system."

"They were explorers and trappers and missionaries, traders, and farmers, and teachers, diggers of waterways and skilled operators of an industrial empire."

"Now I am sorry that I can't shout any louder, but I do want to say to every one of you: I am so honored that you came down to let me say 'Good morning, how are you.'"