Joseph Biden actually said...

"Basically, last night, what happened is, Joe Biden and Republicans reminded everybody why we voted for Joe Biden, because Joe Biden was a unifier."

"Look, I view myself as a bridge, not as anything else. There's an entire generation of leaders you saw stand behind me."

"Instead of making the wealthy pay their fair share, some Republicans -- some Republicans want Medicare and Social Security to sunset."

"Joe Biden did it so well last night, in that people thought maybe he's lost a step. He's old. He's slow. Can't even read the teleprompter?"