Joseph Biden actually said...

"My memory is fine. My memory – take a look at what I've done since I've become president."

"How in the hell dare he raise that? Frankly, when I was asked the question, I thought to myself, wasn't any of their damn business. I don't need anyone to remind me when he passed away."

"If I were to run I think they're going to judge me on my vitality. Can I still run up the steps of Air Force Two? Am I still in good shape? Am I – do I have all my faculties? Am I energetic? I think i..."

"I'm well-meaning and I'm an elderly man and I know what the hell I'm doing."