Joseph Biden actually said...

"I'm the guy that said, 'marriage is between a man and a woman,' and I've just evolved."

"I have an obligation to tell you that I'm proud of my son. I'm proud of his judgment. I'm proud of his integrity. I'm proud of his character."

"Don't tell me what you value. Show me your budget and I will tell you what you value."

"I said, 'You're not getting the billion.' I'm going to be leaving here in, I think it was about six hours. I looked at them and said: 'I'm leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you're ..."