Joseph Biden actually said...

"Leadership is not about being able to spout one-liners. It's not about being able to say 'you're fired.' It's about being able to solve problems."

"The last thing we need now is another war."

"Obama told me. Hillary promised me. Joe Biden. Joe Biden is a treasure. He was a real sweetheart. But he also told me -- they all told me that they promised me."

"Look, I understand what it's like to be a single parent. When my wife and daughter died and my two sons were gravely injured, I understand what it's like as a parent to wonder what it's like if your k..."