Joseph Biden actually said...

"Today, the White House said Vice President Joe Biden will attend a tribute ceremony in Boston next Tuesday, the first anniversary of the Boston marathon bombings."

"I'm sick of this. Very specifically."

"I told Barack, if you want to keep your car, you can keep your car. If you like your insurance, you can keep your insurance."

"We need to make it clear to Russia that it cannot simply roll over its neighbors with impunity."