Joseph Biden actually said...

"Presidential campaigns are like World War I, you know, they start with this big charge, nobody knows exactly where it's going to end up."

"I believe that we must take aggressive and swift action to clean up our environment."

"We have got to stop agonizing about the other fellow's motives."

"I'm here to tell you that there is no obstacle too big for us to overcome. America is too great for small dreams."