Joseph Biden actually said...

"This president’s going to try to steal this election."

"This `ain`t your father`s Republican party, not a joke. All you got to do is look what has been played on, played this morning about the tape that was released, anyway. You know, but all kidding aside..."

"Putin is banking on Americans losing interest."

"To modernize Teddy Roosevelt`s famous advice, sometimes he will speak softly and carry a large javelin."