Joseph Biden actually said...

"I don't think I've ever been prouder to serve with a president who has done more for this country than Barack Obama has done."

"Prosecutors say they misappropriated more than $5.5 million, including payment for meetings that never happened."

"One new provision ensures coverage for children with pre-existing conditions, but some insurers are responding by no longer offering policies just for kids."

"Parts of the health-care reform law go into effect tomorrow."