Joseph Biden actually said...

"What she says would appear to be some fairly extreme views."

"Find a happy place, Joe, a place where Sarah Palin is still a small-town mayor and she can't hurt me."

"I wasn't around when Harry Truman was around. But I remember my grandfather saying, when they yelled to Harry Truman, 'Give them hell, Harry,' he yelled back: 'I'm not going to give them hell. I'm goi..."

"An uncle of mine, who was a great guy, used to say to me when I was a kid: 'Joey, remember, you're defined by your courage, and you're redeemed by your loyalty.'"