Joseph Biden actually said...

"Being a lifeguard is more than just a job. It's a responsibility to the community and a commitment to keeping people safe."

"I never had to save anyone from drowning, thankfully, but being a lifeguard taught me to always be prepared for anything."

"We must remember our history, but also learn from it and use it as a guide for the future."

"We need to ensure that every American has access to affordable healthcare. It's a basic human right."