Joseph Biden actually said...

"I promise you, if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes in America, is we're going to cure cancer."

"We are a nation that has always been guided by our values, by our dreams, and by our aspirations."

"We must invest in our people if we want to see our country thrive."

"I opposed the war in Vietnam. I was against it. I made certain that when I was drafted, when I was selected to be drafted, I was so low in the draft numbers that they didn't draft me."