Joseph Biden actually said...

"Leadership is not about being able to spout one-liners. It's not about being able to say 'you're fired.' It's about being able to solve problems."

"I can make absolutely two commitments to you and all the American people tonight. One, we will find and bring to justice the men who did this."

"I accept my church's position on abortion as a — what we call a [inaudible] doctrine."

"I think the president did a wonderful job of making it clear just how stark that choice is."