Joseph Biden actually said...

"I have a cognitive test every single day. Every day I’ve got tests. Everything I do."

"The only person on this stage who’s a convicted felon is the man I'm looking at right now."

"I know I'm not a young man, to state the obvious. I don’t walk as easy as I used to, I don't speak as smoothly as I used to. I don't debate as well as I used to. But I know what I do know — I know how..."

"He's the only president other than Herbert Hoover who has lost more jobs than he had when he began."