Joseph Biden actually said...

"Unfortunately, because of the lack of discernment, as they say, which is -- that's a fancy word these days. But until the head of the GSA says that we, in fact, our team, this transition team, our tea..."

"I still love to swim, and I credit my time as a lifeguard for instilling a love of the water in me."

"He will go down in history as the most irresponsible president in American history."

"Lifeguarding was a great way to stay active and help others. It's important to find ways to give back to your community."