Joseph Biden actually said...

"While the day will come when Iraq's vast natural wealth can fully finance its security and investment needs, and when its civilian institutions no longer require such intensive support, it has not yet..."

"I don't think I've ever been prouder to serve with a president who has done more for this country than Barack Obama has done."

"I expect it to be a template from this point on for how Federal Government deals with taxpayers' money."

"We should be stapling a green card to every graduate of our Nation's leading research universities."