Joseph Biden actually said...

"The bottom line is that I think we need to focus on diplomatic solutions and not military solutions."

"I said, 'You're not getting the billion.' I'm going to be leaving here in, I think it was about six hours. I looked at them and said: 'I'm leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you're ..."

"Don't tell me what you value. Show me your budget and I will tell you what you value."

"Kids are the best judge of character. My kids loved him. My grandkids loved him. They all loved him."