Joseph Biden actually said...

"The presidency is the most powerful office in the world. It's an office that not only tests your judgment -- perhaps even more importantly, it's an office that could test your character."

"I know I'm not a young man but I know how to do this job. I know right from wrong. I know how to tell the truth. I know like millions of Americans know, when you get knocked down, you get back."

"I know I'm not a young man, to state the obvious. I don’t walk as easy as I used to, I don't speak as smoothly as I used to. I don't debate as well as I used to. But I know what I do know — I know how..."

"The only person on this stage who’s a convicted felon is the man I'm looking at right now."