Joseph Biden actually said...

"It's time for us to pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin the work of remaking America."

"Our goal is to have the biggest voter turnout in the history of North Carolina. And we're counting on all of you."

"But I wanted to say to her, Governor, you were in sixth grade the last time John McCain had a good idea on the economy."

"We mean it when we say that, once this election is over, we have to reach out. We have to reach out and unite this country."