Joseph Biden actually said...

"A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States ' Barack America!"

"The bad news is, I'm not in the best shape. The good news is, I'm in better shape than Ted Kennedy was in when he endorsed me."

"Let me tell you straight up the truth. The truth of the matter is..."

"I promise you, I don't know anything. I have no idea. I have spoken to no one."