Joseph Biden actually said...

"As a lifeguard, I had to be constantly aware of my surroundings and ready to act at a moment's notice. It's a skill that has served me well throughout my life."

"I regret the pain that I caused with my comments about working with segregationists."

"I am sorry for any harm that may have been caused by my support for the 1994 crime bill."

"Being a lifeguard is more than just a job. It's a responsibility to the community and a commitment to keeping people safe."