Joseph Biden actually said...

"I have an obligation to tell you that I'm proud of my son. I'm proud of his judgment. I'm proud of his integrity. I'm proud of his character."

"The bottom line is that I think we need to focus on diplomatic solutions and not military solutions."

"I said, 'You're not getting the billion.' I'm going to be leaving here in, I think it was about six hours. I looked at them and said: 'I'm leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you're ..."

"Don't tell me what you value. Show me your budget and I will tell you what you value."