Joseph Biden actually said...

"I never had to save anyone from drowning, thankfully, but being a lifeguard taught me to always be prepared for anything."

"I was a lifeguard at a predominantly African American pool, and I learned a lot about race relations and the challenges that many people face."

"As a lifeguard, I had to be constantly aware of my surroundings and ready to act at a moment's notice. It's a skill that has served me well throughout my life."

"I regret the pain that I caused with my comments about working with segregationists."