Joseph Biden actually said...

"This is the same man who told you by Easter, this would be gone away. By the warm weather, it'd be gone, miraculous, like a miracle. And by the way, maybe you could inject some bleach in your arm, and..."

"Speaking of my son, the way you talk about the military, the way you talk about them be losers and being and just being suckers. My son was in Iraq, he spent a year there. He got the Bronze Star, he g..."

"The way I see it, there's nothing we can't do if we do it together."

"Don't compare me to the Almighty, compare me to the alternative."