Joseph Biden actually said...

"If the Lord Almighty came down and said, 'Joe, get out of the race,' I'd get out of the race. The Lord Almighty's not coming down."

"I have a cognitive test every single day. Every day I’ve got tests. Everything I do."

"I know I will respect the limits of the president's powers, I have for three and a half years, but any president, including Donald Trump, will now be free to ignore the law."

"The only person on this stage who’s a convicted felon is the man I'm looking at right now."