Joseph Biden actually said...

"My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts', Chief Justice Roberts' is."

"Tonight, I'm going to be visiting a lot -- a lot of balls. I just want you to know the thing that frightens me is not getting up here and speaking to you all."

"There is no greater honor than having his son serve in Iraq, even more of an honor than being vice president of the United States."

"Fully consistent with acquisition reform, we must continue to demand complete elimination of earmarks, and transparency into congressionally-directed changes."