Joseph Biden actually said...

"I believe that the question of an 'impeachable offense' is highly fact-dependent and cannot be answered in such a general fashion."

"Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't do it. No. Don't make me speak."

"Hell no. I wouldn't support any of these guys. No, I'm joking. Of course. I'd support them all."

"The American people don't give a darn about any of this stuff that's going on up here."