Joseph Biden actually said...

"No, nothing`s been good enough."

"No, I don`t think it`s a failure."

"Marty, you`ve done a hell of a job, pal, cutting the red tape so that companies can set up, registered apprenticeships for truck drivers in two days instead of two months."

"The much predicted crisis didn’t occur. Packages are moving. Gifts are being delivered. Shelves are not empty."