Joseph Biden actually said...

"Those other networks are not a big fan of mine, the one you talk about a lot. But if you notice, as they say in the most southern part of my state, they have had an altar call some of those guys. All ..."

"Don't tell me your values. Show me your budget, and I will tell you your values."

"We just have to keep telling the truth."

"Show me your checkbook and your calendar, and I will tell you what your priorities."