Joseph Biden actually said...

"The way I see it, there's nothing we can't do if we do it together."

"We can't be divided. We have to come together as a country. Democrats, Republicans and independents, the heart and soul of this country is at stake."

"Speaking of my son, the way you talk about the military, the way you talk about them be losers and being and just being suckers. My son was in Iraq, he spent a year there. He got the Bronze Star, he g..."

"This is the same man who told you by Easter, this would be gone away. By the warm weather, it'd be gone, miraculous, like a miracle. And by the way, maybe you could inject some bleach in your arm, and..."