Ronald Reagan actually said...

"If a foreign power did to America what drunk drivers do in just a single day, we would consider it an act of war."

"I'm sure you'll agree there's no measure more vital to the safety and well-being of our young people."

"As American families gather from around the country, they'll be able to drive on roads that are safer than they used to be."

"In life they were our heroes, in death our loved ones, our darlings."