Richard Nixon actually said...

"The Board shall report its finding to the President with respect to these disputes within thirty days from the date of this order."

"The eventual results of all these efforts will be to restore a healthy trade surplus and a strong financial position for the United States"

"America is now committed to an all-out attempt to find a means of controlling cancer."

"Now, Therefore, I, Richard Nixon, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim the month of April 1972 as Cancer Control Month."