Bill Clinton actually said...

"Todays report is disturbing proof that more and more young teenagers are becoming lifelong smokers and too little is being done to prevent illegal tobacco sales to them."

"American workers deserve pension security— as well as a decent wage, lifelong access to high quality education and training, and health security."

"I gave him a copy of the Declaration of Independence, which was printed in 1776 in German in the State of Pennsylvania."

"My administration remains committed to preventing adolescent decisions from becoming lifelong addictions."