Romney campaign used me in 6 primary states and won every one- they should have used me in Florida and Ohio &, he wou...
At the end of the day, Obama won the battleground states by less than 500,000 votes. This was a winnable race. GOP need...
.@davidaxelrod I'm sending you a check to help find a cure. @IvankaTrump says hi.
China's submarines will soon be carrying nukes http://t.co/oX6JYnqE They will be sent to patrol our coasts, Obama won't...
No surprise that all the foreign countries are celebrating Obama's win. They love a weak America that they can rip off.
Letterman @Late_Show had Brian Williams @NBCNightlyNews as guest last night, I was on last Thursday
Russian leaders are publicly celebrating Obama's reelection. They can't wait to see how flexible Obama will be now.
China's Communist Party has now publicly praised Obama's reelection. They have never had it so good. Will own America ...
A test: tweet me the reason @billmaher was fired from @ABC (other than his bad ratings).
With taxes set to go up and Obama about to cut the mortgage deduction, now is the time to buy a house if you can. Can g...
Tweet me back if u think we should start a petition to fire @hardball_chris for his comments on Sandy &, the death &...
China is heavily investing in building its own jet engine http://t.co/QTYCvpUc They will end up stealing the design fro...
Polls show that the hurricane had a huge positive effect for Obama on his win- isn't that ridiculous?
...I trounced him in ratings &, Letterman beat @jayleno last Thursday. Brian—are you irrelevant?
Another four years--not good for the country but we'll have to live with it!
P.S. 42 in Queens is getting a truckload of food and much needed supplies for Rockaway residents #HurricaneSandyRelief
Pervert alert. @RepWeiner is back on twitter. All girls under the age of 18, block him immediately.
Now that the election is over, watch Chrysler ship @Jeep production to China--my prediction.