Donald Trump actually said...

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"While Jon Stewart is a joke, not very bright and totally overrated, some losers and haters will miss him &amp, his dumb clown humor. Too bad!"

"Entrepreneurs: There's nothing wrong with bringing your talents to the surface. Having an ego and acknowledging it is a healthy choice."

"For those of you that have conveniently forgotten, dummy Jon Stewart is a bad filmmaker. His last effort was a real bomb (in all ways)!"