Donald Trump actually said...

"We want to keep this small. And by the way, they were saying, this is practice for Sunday. This isn't practice. This has nothing to do with Sunday. We're just here because we just wanted to be here."

"We're going to show the whole world that America is back bigger, and better, and stronger than ever before."

"Mike Pence did an incredible job. And I'm getting a lot of credit because that is really my first so-called choice. That was my first 'hire' as we would say in Las Vegas. And I'll tell you, he's a goo..."

"Both are looking good! Now we begin!"