Donald Trump actually said...

"I did nothing wrong. Joe did."

"That's a sign of disloyalty. There's a great disloyalty in the world of politics, and that's a sign of disloyalty because nobody as you know, and you would know better than anybody because you do such..."

"If you need a bed to lay down in, there's one here on the plane. If you feel sick and you need to lay there, you can lay on it. Just don't tell Melania. She doesn't like other women on my bed."

"I want a baby boom!"