Donald Trump actually said...

"A family in Las Vegas just stopped a violent home invasion by shooting one of the perpetrators-the other fled and will be captured. Great!"

""We should stay the hell out of Syria, the ""rebels"" are just as bad as the current regime. WHAT WILL WE GET FOR OUR LIVES AND $ BILLIONS?ZERO""

"@LeoDiCaprio Come to Miss U.S.A. tomorrow in Las Vegas-will be a great evening!"

"A friend of mine went to @CakeBossBuddy and sent me this beautiful cake which we put in the atrium of @TrumpTowerNY. http://t.co/qSECceMTKz"