09/09/2015
https://transcripts.cnn.com...
"I promised to tackle inflation on 'Day One' of my presidency."
"Inflation is back. I had nothing to do with it."
"For far too long, we have relied on taxing our Great People using the Internal Revenue Service (IRS)."
"I signed an order creating the Department of Government Efficiency and put a man named Elon Musk in charge."