Donald Trump actually said...

"The president tweeted earlier this morning that he's never heard of a phone call that's not put on speakerphone where people could overhear it."

"I want information about this 2016 fantasy about the server, and I want dirt on Biden. I don't even want a real investigation of Biden. I just want an announcement of investigation of Biden."

"During my visit yesterday to Austin, Texas, for the startup of the new Mac Pro, &amp, the discussion of a new one $billion campus, also in Texas, I asked Tim Cook to see if he could get Apple involved..."

"The Republican Party, and me, had a GREAT day yesterday with respect to the phony Impeachment Hoax, &amp, yet, when I got home to the White House &amp, checked out the news coverage on much of televis..."