Donald Trump actually said...

"Thank you to the greatest heroes http://t.co/M4pUpmtugj #DDay70 #WWII"

"Only you can #SavetheQueen during the LIVE telecast of #MissUSA on June 8 at 8/7c on NBC. Click for more info: http://t.co/0x19lT41e2"

"BREAKING NEWS: Obama has just made a trade with Russia. They get Florida, California &amp, our gold supply. We get borscht &amp, a bottle of vodka."

"#TBT A picture of my fantastic father and myself. Best teacher in the world! A great Father’s Day... http://t.co/QZhqShVxgv"