Donald Trump actually said...

"I'm not and I don't want to be the president of the world. I'm the President of the United States. And from now on, it's going to be America first."

"I order a targeted military strike on the air field in Syria from where the chemical attack was launched."

"So sad to hear of the terrorist attack in Egypt. U.S. strongly condemns. I have great..."

"The reason you don't generally hit runways is that they are easy and inexpensive to quickly fix (fill in and top)!"