Donald Trump actually said...

"At my direction, we are going to make the Kennedy Center in Washington D.C., GREAT AGAIN."

"billions of dollars have been stollen [sic] at USAID, and other agencies, much of it going to the fake news media as a ‘payoff’ for creating good stories about the Democrats."

"prioritize humanitarian relief, including admission and resettlement through the United States Refugee Admissions Program, for Afrikaners in South Africa who are victims of unjust racial discriminatio..."

"They're doing it at my insistence."